naliest:

Am I doing this right

naliest:

Am I doing this right

asparagays:

today my art teacher started drawing something on the board and said “im not an artist so” but then she realized what she was saying and sat down

joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

Psycho (1960)

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

incalescent-balaclava:


so sorry to hear that

incalescent-balaclava:

so sorry to hear that

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

yunghau5:

swedish is real

hermionejg:

Okay this is the last one.