plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

flatulenceontoast:

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parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen

erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

ollivander:

legendoctorlouis:

weloveshortvideos:

If you need a laugh just pause this at any time.

Vine by Matt King

No but try it

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lanactrlaltdelrey:

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roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES